THOMA67'S GUIDE TO MOUNTAIN BIKING

So you want to conquer the trails, eh? Well buckle up, buttercup, because this is Thoma67's Guide to Two-Wheeled Thrills. First things first, you gotta have the right ride. We're talking about a monster of aluminum that can here handle anything Mother Nature throws at it. Then there's the gear, gotta have the helmet, shin guards, and hand shields.